Milk Lady,
Why you keep giving me milk, lady
Just 'cause you work in the cafeteria
Gotta figure out new ways to use all this extra milk
Gotta ask "should I even buy milk anymore"
Milk Lady,
You're making me dependent
on the mule train of milk, lady
Gotta figure out if is this your goal?
Gotta ask "How will it effect my overall feelings for milk"
Milk Lady
You keep giving me this milk, lady
Sometimes I give it to the cats
Gotta figure out if they're lactose intolerant
Gotta ask "Will my cats become dependent on this milk train"
Milk Lady
You gotta stop giving me all this milk, lady
I'm just not ready for this kind of commitment.
Milk Lady
I have to see other milk, lady
Like Flav-O-Rich and WestOver
But you will always have a special place in my heart.
Milk Lady,
Well, it's tax payer's milk, lady
Can't keep taking this milk, lady
Gotta figure out how to break it to you gently
Gotta ask "Am I being socially responsible by using illegal milk?"
-to Ron and his neighbor who provided him with gallons of free milk in 1998.
© 1998
